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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-01 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Clarification regarding additional features of different EFT editions/r/EscapefromTarkov (941K)34%2077
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I shared the bear versus man dilemma with my boyfriend and didn't g.../r/TwoXChromosomes (14M)61%2158
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Saying you can't exercise because you are too busy is a complete ex.../r/unpopularopinion (5M)63%930
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Biden has the lowest approval rating on record of any president at .../r/ezraklein (14K)61%728
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITA for refusing to give my older sister a ride back home from phy.../r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC (36K)62%734
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Police need to carry guns in the UK, says ex-counter terrorism chie.../r/unitedkingdom (3M)50%500
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜18F am i ugly?/r/amiugly (496K)60%546
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Driving expensive cars doesn't feel much different from driving a c.../r/Money (504K)61%558
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I killed my male feminist dad while he was violating my little sister. AMA./r/AMA (914K)49%390
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What is it about your wife that keeps you faithful?/r/AskMen (7M)56%381

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This is quite literally what is happening in the Warhammer 40k comm.../r/HorusGalaxy (3K)59%210
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜So glad there's a place without censorship for 40K!/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)55%154
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The kids are NOT alright /r/altmpls (5K)53%264
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You can tell by her peepee!/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)52%112
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Biden has the lowest approval rating on record of any president at .../r/ezraklein (14K)61%728
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Do you think she is feeding Slaanesh ?/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)56%101
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Grimdank toddlers are using buzzwords to demonize to anyone asking .../r/HorusGalaxy (3K)53%86
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Yeah, we are getting popular/r/HorusGalaxy (3K)56%76
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜There is no uncertainty. These leftists are Neo-Nazis. /r/altmpls (5K)49%115
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Liberals from the twin cities πŸ˜‚/r/altmpls (5K)47%94

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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An actual black person was too hard to find in Ukraine so they had to make it AI

Kuleba sucks so much u had to make a brown virtual speaker 🀣

ΠΏΡ€ΠΈΠ±Π΅Ρ€Ρ–Ρ‚ΡŒ Ρ†ΡŽ даунбасянку Π΄ΠΎΠ²Π±ΠΎΠΉΠΎΠ±ΠΈ :soycry: get rid of this down syndrome hoe you idiots

Why isn't she Ukrainian?

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Basically many khohols sneeding because it's obviously an downgrade from previous

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714572274461353.webp

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Pics of my freshly waxed P & V.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145723875495346.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145723922389064.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145723926804314.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145723934603083.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145723938079722.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145723940626364.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714572394379973.webp

Heh heh gottem. :marseyboomer#:

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Final :marseyradfem: :marseyfoidretard: DEI boss

Mam you you where driving the wrong way on the highway.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-cheap-electronic-warfare-keeps-beating-us-precision-weapons-2024-4?amp

Apparently Russia just invented electronic warfare

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145735401590445.webp

The plebbitor brought up a valid point tbh but g*mers are spiteful beings.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145735405523088.webp

Mfs can't even try to cure their peepee without getting put on blast smh

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does stress cause erectile dysfunction

@Garry_Christmas youre a doctor please help

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The game is made by a guy called SigmaSuccour. Who is this young upstart you might ask? Well, here's what we know about him:

He was an up-and-coming RPG Maker dev much adorned by that community. This all changed when they found out that he's a Pakistani Muslim whose views on the LGBTQAWhatever community coincided with the views of most Pakistani Muslims. Shocker, I know. His views on gays and co. are actually probably more moderate than an average Paki, but that still didn't stop them from throwing a tantrum about him.

This guy properly summarizes the situation.

So, what did our boy Sigma do as a response when this came out? Well, of course, he did what he does best, he made a game addressing his critics.

The game, as you would expect, had a mixed reception.

Sigma Male, of course, didn't take this lying down, and he made sure to respond to these Islamophobic buggery enthusiasts.

Also, he's pro-AI.

Then, G*merGate 2 happened, and our boy Sigma decided to get on the bandwagon. He decided to make a game about G*merGate, a movement that he found fraternal ties to, I guess, and he was borderline spamming the /r/KotakuInAction board with updates to his game. At first, the Gaymers thought that the whole thing was kinda cringe, but even they eventually got charmed by his passion for the project.

And now, the game has been released on Itch.io. I hope you enjoy it, if for no other reason, than for the drama it resulted from.

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Marsey's school days :marseyreading: :marseybaby:
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Did you knew square enix just released 2 games in one week β€œsaga and front mission 2” ? Square ENIX started tons of games and cancelled tons of those and many they released were in shit shape.

After ff7 remake success in 2020 they released Balan world a ultra shit game whose director is now in jail

Limited physical release of ff pixel remaster while its a boomer game and boomer buy disks

Dungeon encounter, any one heard of that game ? Of voice of cards ? Square Enix released 3 voice of cards games in span of 1 year.

Babylon fall :surejan:

Ff origin a very unpolished games that looks like ps2 game with ps2 frame rate and resolution on ps5

Various Daylife Exclusively on iPhone arcade

The Diofield Chronicle another unpolished game

Valkyrie alyssum unpolished

Star ocean 5 guess who is unpolished ?

Harvestela another meh

Dragon quest games exclusively on switch :marseythumbsup:

Ff 7 live service mobile game that closed (first soldier it was called or something)

Another ff7 live service mobile game than soon will get closed (crisis something)

Forspoken they could had made this game better if they made more side activities

Tons of AI generated detective games

Devil may cry 16

Dragon quest muson game worse than any music game

Front mission 1st that was shit graphically then 2nd that looked way better but also shit

A strange saga game

WHYYYYY we losing money :marseybrainlet:

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:marseyhappening:Claire kino is back :marseywereback:

Well technically, 2nd one time thing. She did this video for gourmet confetti cake before.

To everyone who's not familiar with the background:

Bon Appetit is a Conde Nast Magazine

Its Youtube Channel used to have a video series where Claire Saffitz made gourmet versions of commercially available food products: Gourmet Makes.

The series is responsible for a lot of Bon Appetit's most popular videos, accounting for half of the current top twenty most viewed videos on the Bon Appetit channel.

However, when people found out Bon Appetit pays different rates for different talents, some people accused Bon Appetit of racism. (Why would BA pay someone who gets them 10 million views the same as someone who gets them sub 100k views though?).

People went through old tweets from BA's top editor and one of Conde Nast's VPs and found old chuddy tweets, so Bon Appetit got cancelled.

A lot of their talent cut ties as a result, with varying levels of success for those talents.

Claire Saffitz was one of the breakout stars of the channel so a lot of the BA audience followed her when she went solo.

She's had success in her cookbooks and youtube channel.

She's held back on making videos where she makes gourmet versions of commercially available food products so far in her post-BA youtube career.

Nobody's sure if she has done so because she doesn't want legal trouble for yoinking the IP or if she wants to pivot her identity away from the series to establish herself as a pastry chef and recipe developer.

However, the views of her most popular videos still pale in comparison to the views Gourmet Makes garnered. Her current most popular video has 4.4 million views, whereas the most popular Gourmet Makes video has 13 million views.

Her 10 latest videos before this video averages at around 250k views, with the oldest having a 4-month headstart and the newest having a 1-month headstart.

The current video has gotten more than that in just 1 day.

What do y'all dramanauts think?

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Karen :taylorlorenzcrying: FAFOs with the PoPo, :marseygroomer2: cry police brutality :soycry:

:marseyblackcop:If you listen closely you can hear her utter the g*merword before the police swoop into action

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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/style/what-your-face-says-about-how-you-ll-vote-in-the-election/ar-AA1nW6PF

https://awspntest.apa.org/fulltext/2024-65164-001.html

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New Toss :marseygermantank:

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[poll] What are the Columbia protestors going to do when the semester ends in a couple weeks?

Finals end May 10th and commencement is May 15th.

I got to thinking about this bc U of C is on a quarter system so they've got another month of protests potentially but most schools are wrapping up the academic year around now.

Please vote below:

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:marseyniqab: :marseykneel:
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Micks cucks Boers
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The judge? Necromatriach Heather Williams.

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Not much on Reddit about it, perhaps because it was a forgone conclusion.

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1ch7bsu/united_methodists_begin_to_reverse_longstanding/?sort=controversial

They also made a lot of other LGBT affirming changes.

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Kerbal Space Program 2 is kill

I didn't buy it but apparently it wasn't very good even for an early access launch. RIP in peace.

Also Dean Hall, the creator of DayZ, is making a spiritual successor to KSP1?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/1chgbzl/2024_take_2_layoffs_megathread/l22y2of/?context=8&sort=controversial

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New word for straggotry :marseydisgust:
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HOLY SHIT IM CACKLING
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https://media.giphy.com/media/V05pawnw4N1NiksqlL/giphy.webp

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