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Was making corn beer in my pjs, had no pants pockets so I put it in my breast, bent over to stir a bucket and PLOP.
It still more or less works after a bunch of cleanings. Only issues have been it thinking I had wired headphones plugged in all the time.
!boozers learn from me
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Alright so I just got expelled from school https://t.co/IVQivqDoLt
— 🤑🦍🟩⬜🟩TheNIGGAryan🤰🏻🔫👨🏿🗣️🔥 (@AntiHateComms) April 26, 2024
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I am back home from getting my abcess drain removed. Feels like I need a Norco, !druggies lmao. Luckily I have plenty. There was only one painful part of the no prep, no pain med surgical removal, but I'll be able to work in about a week and a half again. Gotta make that money ASAP after feeding my Roth IRA as much as it's fat maw could take.
Feminine medicine is a world apart from what I thought it would be entering my 30th year. Most of my initial doctors on this case, which was caused by abnormal streptococcus infection and nothing more, were assuming up and down that I had caught an STD to cause this orange-sized tubo-ovarian abcess. But big shocker, I stand with my bf and he stands with me, we'd never waste this relationship on affairs
Want to hear REAL drama? Even my father assumed I had caught something more.... shameful, shall we say? It's completely driven my mom into a frenzy. He and I've hashed it out with no issue though
Anyway, I pray for a speedy recovery, and I urge anyone reading this to please consider seeing their physical pain as more serious than, "I need to take a sick day." If my abcess had burst, it would have been a 100% fatality
Also, I goombled !goomblers my online pittance away while in the hospital for 4 days, please up or down vote so that I may continue my degenerative coin farming venture
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first comment (on this account, possibly ever) to get removed from ST. Louis subreddit)
only uses the word "r-slur"
"r-slur" isn't a banned word or anything, I guess it's bigotry though?
permaban for first offence
no appeal, immediately muted for a month
I just called a guy who almost killed a Mcdonalds worker over a wrong order an r-slur.
I am actually mad because I like keeping up to date with St. Louis stuff. I guess my error was thinking violent people and Mods are r-slurred.
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Google ad-targeting AI has weaponized the frightening truth of my dom to make me buy their shit. Reader, I clicked him.
How much do beauty standards differ?
It's easy to become stuck in a beauty bubble, believing that your regional standards are the litmus test for all others. Beauty is, however, entirely changeable, depending on both when and where it is being perceived. For example, the Muri or Suri women of Ethiopia remove two of their lower front teeth and insert large disks, which to their people is the height of beauty. For many in the west, a good tan is a mark of beauty, but in many Asian countries, women and men keep themselves out of the sun as much as possible in pursuit of a porcelain complexion. In many modern and ancient cultures, being overweight was a sign of prosperity — you have enough money to eat as much food as you like — so larger men and women were considered the most attractive. Whatever the current beauty standard, remember: it is always subject to change.
brb knocking out my lower teeth so I can fit larger peepees in there.
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Sorry to steal your title format, Garry. But I am catastrophically hung-over and I need advice to help my throat stop being all hurty and red.
Does anyone have any good suggestions?
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like a live demonstration of how r-slurred I sound doing this shit
thx teacher but this isn't rly helping me
- FreedomforIsrael : We know
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I'm supposed to be tapering but I took 4 benzos today already. I feel sick if I don't take them, they make me feel normal. I actually feel productive after taking benzos. Without them I feel like dying. I don't want to wean, I want to ramp up but I know I should be doing the opposite. They help me sometimes but I can't stay addicted to pills my whole life.
The calm they hit you with is irresistable. It's like nothing matters anymore. You can just focus on the good parts of life. Maybe listen to some music, write, work. It's all good and flows smoothly. Why can't life always be like this?