https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1791106330075201905

https://stonetoss.com/comic/mr-birchutzpah/

!familyman

there's a sort of karmic justice to this.

/r/shortguys comments on the situation

https://old.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/1bqnuvb/imagine_getting_blackpilled_in_kindergarten/?sort=controversial

Woke up for work to find out that my ex girlfriend, found my email and sent me this

!kowalski

!r-slurs !g*mers !kino

EDIT: Tonight's winner is @Elon_SUSk. Thank you to all who suggested video essays. DC has been disbursed, including participation awards for all my spoiled little zoomers.

she's a little bit out of his league tbh she could do a lot better

They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.

You ever type "curse" into Etsy?

Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common

Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"

🌟 DISCLAIMER 🌟

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):

Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.

I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.

In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as “spell kits” which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.

This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare

why are there so many

when you search "blessing" instead of curse

There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).

and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases

The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.

...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.

Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.

This is listed under the tag "blessing"

"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"

"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."

wtf

Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)

"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10

https://twitter.com/amyliztweets/status/1791178766405763180

I almost feel sorry for Lucas at this point. Almost.

Cross stitch drama where the !biofoids at

Saw this on the sub for seething at arts and crafts that you don't like, when I opened it I was like "ah probably someone looking for something to be offended over" but the swastikas are a little much

< closest we have to foot in mouth marsey

This is the part I don't get. Like I would respect them so much more if they said it with their full chest, instead of dropping hints and then getting mad when people pick up on the obvious.

You would respect them for saying racist things loudly?

this has 74 upvotes, imagine if she was like "okay guys they are swastikas but they're the Hindu kind"

Those swastikas even face the Hitler way, not the Hindu direction YIKES. I notice she's not actually coming out against any of the alleged content, she's just fauxpologizing and hoping it's enough.

Jeets catching strays

Right? The word “kindly” is kind of indicator of what's about to come. Like when someone starts off by saying, “I'm not racists/homophobic/etc., but…” some racist or homophobic shit is about to follow lol

Was a miss till the bottom explained it

!chuds

Don't let s*x pests harass you for your hard earned bussycoin

Charli XCX reveals to Rolling Stone UK she’s listened to ‘Red Scare’ and enjoyed their Lana Del Rey episode:

“I wouldn’t say I’m deeply invested in edgelord culture, but have I scanned the texts? Sure.” pic.twitter.com/ta5V7NkJX3

— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) May 16, 2024

!redscarepod !cute twinks